The Best and Worst Selling Books From Fairy Tale Land

Top 4 Worst Selling Books From Fairy Tale Land

#1 Cooking With The Queen

by The Evil Queen

Features 32 quick and easy apple recipes

#2 The Way to Happiness

by Grumpy

Hmpf.

#3 The Big Book of Evil

by The Evil Queen

Chapters include:
5 Simple Exercises For a Kung Fu Grip
Building a Containment Chamber
How Black Makes Everything More Evil

#4 People Are Bastards

by The Huntsman

First line of the book: "Hey, you. Yeah, you. Are you a person? Then you're a bastard!"

Top 4 Best Selling Books From Fairy Tale Land

#1 The Queen's Secret Exposed

by Snow White

What is The Evil Queen's secret? In The Queen's Secret Exposed, Snow White tells all in shocking detail.
Note: The latest copies of this book are guaranteed explosive free. If you bought an older copy that was implanted with explosives by The Evil Queen, please return any pieces of the book you may have left as proof of purchase and you will receive a new copy.

#2 How to Get Out of a Deal with Rumpelstiltskin For Morons

by Ella

We've all been there and done that. Desperation sinks in, and our only solution is Rumpelstiltskin. Unfortunately, that little bastard has a fondness for firstborns. Before you shell out your flesh and blood as payment, read what Ella [now, Princess Ella] has to say. New, updated version has illustrations.

#3 The Art of Deal Making

by Rumpelstiltskin

Do you always end up on the wrong end of a deal?
Let the master of deals, Rumpelstiltskin, teach you how to make the best self-serving deals ever.
Chapters include:
Draw up a Contract Without Pesky Lawyers
Use "Crazy-eyes" to Your Advantage

#4 Wilderness Survival

by Snow White

On the run? Don't forget your copy of Wilderness Survival by Snow White.
Chapters include:
Make the Most of a Tree Hollow
Improvised Weapons